Friday, August 1, 2008

But Armed and Dangerous

Just in case any creeps happen to be reading my blog and decide to use the below info to their, ah, advantage, I'd like to note that we have a crazy good alarm that I've jacked up to go off if we so much as sneeze, a hound dog who's been cooped up with no real exercise in days and who barks madly if we so much as sneeze, a cop living next door who suffers from insomnia, a sheriff's deputy across the street, and I'm a really good shot. Just needed to mention that.

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