Thursday, May 27, 2010

In The Interest Of Saving Lives

Dear Children,
If I die, please take time once each year to go through your father's belongings (being sure to check in all of his closets, shoe boxes and suitcases) and throw out or give away anything that he hasn't noticed in the past 365 days. Truly, this will save you all from sure suffocation when his hoarding in way back spaces causes the walls to cave in.
All my love,
Mom

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