Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Again With The Boobs

Note: We NEVER discuss this part of the body unless someone brings it up. Which is, like, never. Except when I've told you about it. So, maybe, twice. Therefore: Marta has a mind like a steel trap that fondly remembers nursing.

After swim lessons tonight, in the family changing room. I change out of my suit and try quickly to put on my bra and shirt.

Marta: Look. Look at those. Those are breasts.
Trevor: Cracks up.
Me: Yup.
Marta: Can I drink from those?
Trevor: Has morphed into high school sophomore.
Me: Nope.
Marta: I used to drink from those. When I was a baby. I was in your belly and then I drank from those.

1 comment:

Liza said...

Ahh men.... always so mature and wise...right??? Until it come to the boobs! Hee Hee! Thanks for the giggle. We are headed to DeVos for BB on the 23rd shoot!